Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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