im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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