im drinking this country out of the recession.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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