now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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