I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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