A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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