belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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