She's JV to your varsity
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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