normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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