Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Everyone says I win the strip club
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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