Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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