i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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