we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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