I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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