I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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