Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
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