Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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