you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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