I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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