That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I could make wine with my vomit
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Randomize
