I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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