Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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