If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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