Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
and she was petting her beer can
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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