This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I think my nap took me to another dimension
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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