small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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