i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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