I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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