I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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