In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
There's always time for handjobs
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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