Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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