she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I'm too high and old for this...
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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