1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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