I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Randomize
