They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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