what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
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