just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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