imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
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