I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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