i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Quick, to the slutcave!
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
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