His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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