what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
So squirting runs in the family.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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