I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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