Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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