Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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