I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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