I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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