I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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