69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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