She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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