therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
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