My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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