are you still at the devil's house?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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