I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
please don't ironically join a cult
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