"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
My bed smells like the plague
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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